Thursday, March 31, 2011

The 'Stache

The mustache, or sometimes spelled moustache. Since the viking era, through the pencil thin gangster-stache era, all the way to present day, it has long been an iconic sign. Right here and now we take a look at guys whos sweet 'stache would slap you if you asked for the milk without saying please.

Had to start with the obvious Tom Selleck. The pic above is from Magnum, P.I. The show forgot to add the rest of his title, M.P.

RJ McDonough did one hell of a job with his handlebar mustache. He played a great role of a police officer in the film Caught With Your Pants Down.


Bald Bull. Extra large head, extra short shorts, extra perfect mustache.
I never found this guy to be funny but man did he have a killer thing going on his upper lip. Steve Harvey, seen above looking extra gay, is probably a really cool guy in person but only cause of the 'stache.
Hall of Fame pitcher Rollie Fingers. No ordinary man can concentrate on a curve ball while the midst of the twirly 'stahce lurks in the background.
Officer Hightower, portrayed by Bubba Smith. Always had a solid mustache to add to his authority.
Oh yeah boys & girls. Oh yeah.
The Mario Bros. They both gave the princess a mustache ride.

Last but not least, Jimmy Riley for his  uncanny resemblance to Fred Mercury of Queen. Above is a frame of Jimmy in front of a green screen for his role of Michael Brookside in Caught With Your Pants Down.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Caught With Your Pants Down Production Update

The rough edit is officially finished. This means that Caught With Your Pants Down is one step closer to full frontal completion. Although the producer is optimistic the movie will be completed ahead of schedule (originally slated for a summer 2011 release), he does not believe it will be ready for Tribeca Film Festival in April. Below are a few productions stills taken straight from the editing board...





Monday, March 21, 2011

Tribute

A sub-par tribute at best, this week goes out to Randall Simon, former MLB ball player. Better know for the "Sausage-gate" incident of 2003, Randall decked a running sausage with a bat during the annual 7th inning sausage race in during a Brewer/Piratess game.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Bort License Plates

Tribute

A little late this week but fuck off. 'Iron' Mike Tyson gets the tribute this week. Arguably one of the greatest boxers in American history, Mike Tyson kicked some serious ass, or punched some serious face if you prefer it that way. Below are two clips - the first is Mike working with his mouth, the second, his fists.




Monday, March 7, 2011

Tribute - Tackleberry

Eugene Tackleberry of Police Academy. Portrayed by the late David Graf, "Tack" was part of the few and proud to appear in all 7 Police Academy movies. There are better videos of Tackleberry on youtube, but this one is decent enough for my blog site

Friday, March 4, 2011

No Pants Day

This article was COPIED/PASTED straight from http://www.nopantsday.com/wp/
God bless the creators


THE FIRST FRIDAY OF MAY IS ALWAYS
NO PANTS DAY!





  1. What in the world is No Pants Day?
    No Pants Day is a day where everyone, be they students, respectable businessmen, or cherished community leaders, leave their pants behind. Usually this means wearing thick, appropriately modest boxer shorts, but bloomers, slips, briefs, and boxer-briefs all work as well.

  2. That’s it?
    Yeah, that’s it. But from the core idea comes so much more. When large groups of people parade around in public without their pants, amazing things are bound to happen. At the very least, you’ll take your drab, wretched life a little less seriously, at least for one day.

  3. When is it?


  4. So I can wear a skirt instead? or “Hey, no problem, I was gonna wear a dress anyways!
    You’re very clever, but you’re missing the point. Articles of clothing like skirts, shorts, kilts, and dresses don’t count, because people are encouraged to revel in the absence of pants, and not replace pants with other clothing. The point is to relax and enjoy the humor inherent in people not wearing pants. A good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just fail to put them on.
  5. How long has this been going on?
    No one knows for sure how long No Pants Day has been celebrated… some reports place it as early as ‘85/’86, but for all we know it started long before then. We’ve been actively promoting No Pants Day for 10 years now, ourselves. If anyone has any concrete evidence or tales of earlier celebrations, please let us know at info@nopantsday.com.

  6. Is this a joke?
    In the same way that all of life is a joke, yes. But no. We’re not trying to scam anyone, or satirize anything. We’re simply advocating a fun-filled holiday, and the more people who participate the more fun it is.

  7. Did you know that in Britain “pants” means underwear? Shouldn’t it be No Trousers Day instead?
    Hmmm.. this holiday could be extremely interesting in Britain, then. But seriously, No Pants Day just sounds catchier, doesn’t it? And besides, this gives British people something to mention when you bring up the holiday around them. They laugh and say, “In Britain, ‘pants’ means….” etc, etc, and they feel good for being the center of attention. So bully for them!


Thursday, March 3, 2011

We've hit 1,000!!!!

There's only one video that immediately came to mind to celebrate this momentous occasion

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Closing in on 1,000

The Pollywiggle Post is closing in on 1,000 hits! This can only mean one thing that can be said in 2 seconds but takes Marcus Burnett about 10 times longer to deliver. (credit to the editor of Caught With Your Pants Down, JP Damboragian, for finding this clip)