I watched none of American Idol this season until the final minutes of last nights finale. Special thanks to the Big Cat, Mike Hannon for shooting me a last minute text to catch this.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Tribute
We're gonna get to 2,000 hits this week so I may as well throw a tribute out to one guy who was gonna get it sooner or later
Friday, May 20, 2011
RIP Macho Man Randy Savage
The Macho Man Randy Savage died today. Reports indicate the late 80's wrestling icon suffered a heart attack while driving his jeep. He will be missed here at the Pollywiggle Post.
For those who were unaware, Macho Man also cut an album. Not sure what category it goes under.
Hemlet hits Rhode Island.... hard
Dillon Bracewell, Pollywiggle Post reporter extraordinaire, has the transcript from Dark Helmet and the Burger Kings lastest presidential campaign tour. This time around, the King did most of the talking
Reporter: Burger King, why are you answering the questions today? What's wrong with Dark Helmet?
King: He's really, really, really hungover.
Reporter: Okay.... What are your thoughts on Rhode Island?
King: Too many homos. This is becoming a serious issue. Just before I took the podium a guy hopped in the middle urinal and blatantly was staring at my junk. I'll tell ya right now, I'm hung baby, but I don't want any dudes checkin' it out.
Reporter: Isn't that prejudice towards an entire people?
King: A, stop talking like your from the 1700's. And B, I don't hate homos, I just wish they wouldn't be so in your face about it. I love banging women and taking dumps on their faces after, but you don't see me starting a rally about it, do you?
Reporter: Recently there have been talks about you relapsing (as depicted in the picture below) and partying again? Is this true?
King: That was during a pace rally (see pic below). All bets are off at those things.
Reporter: Last question. What was Dark Helmet drinking last night?
King: He only had 3 beers and a shot of tequila but I slipped him a roofie. Sucker!
The duo's next stop - California
-Dillon Bracewell
Reporter: Burger King, why are you answering the questions today? What's wrong with Dark Helmet?
King: He's really, really, really hungover.
Reporter: Okay.... What are your thoughts on Rhode Island?
King: Too many homos. This is becoming a serious issue. Just before I took the podium a guy hopped in the middle urinal and blatantly was staring at my junk. I'll tell ya right now, I'm hung baby, but I don't want any dudes checkin' it out.
Reporter: Isn't that prejudice towards an entire people?
King: A, stop talking like your from the 1700's. And B, I don't hate homos, I just wish they wouldn't be so in your face about it. I love banging women and taking dumps on their faces after, but you don't see me starting a rally about it, do you?
Reporter: Recently there have been talks about you relapsing (as depicted in the picture below) and partying again? Is this true?
King: That was during a pace rally (see pic below). All bets are off at those things.
King: He only had 3 beers and a shot of tequila but I slipped him a roofie. Sucker!
The duo's next stop - California
-Dillon Bracewell
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Caught With Your Pants Down Premiere
Rumor has it that Franklin DuBois will be at the red(black) carpet premiere of his silver screen debut, Caught With your Pants Down.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Screening
Caught With Your Pants Down will be privately screened at a TBD location on Sunday, May 22nd, 2011. stay tuned for reviews from the audience.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Dedication
Wow, we here at the Pollywiggle Post almost forgot a dedication this week. We're apologizing in advance for the half-assedness of going with John Leguizamo aka Jonny Legs for his forgettable role in The Pest. Next week we promise a DY-NO-MITE dedication.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Official Preview
Click on the link to Caught With Your Pants Down on the right hand side to check out the official preview to CWYPD
Sunday, May 1, 2011
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