Den Vaccaro
The Writer/Producer/Director of Caught With Your Pants Down
It has been said that he sweats the essence of man and bleeds awesomeness. Baseball, rock & roll, and livin’ free runs through his soul.
Quote to live & die by: “Sex, drugs, and rock and roll: stop doing drugs, and you have more time for the other two.” -Steven Tyler
Franklin DuBois
A modern day day Renaissance man, Franklin, is known by few people, in even fewer places... but for many things. Born in New Jersey, he was quickly saved from mockery when his family moved to the state of New York. A purveyor of astrophysics and cosmology, he spends his spare time assisting special needs children strive for educational success (hold for applause). His better known works are his role as the lead villain in James Bond: The Movie, and .... uh .... Today he dedicates himself to his art and hopes that his portrayal of Paisley Joaquin McGillicuddy touches the lives of the struggling used steamship salesman who have fallen on the hardest of times.
Favorite Quote - “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Rob Vaccaro
Rob Vaccaro was born with a third arm and fifteen toes. He then began acting in Europe along side Sean Connery in 1976. He was placed into witness protection in 1988 after witnessing a bank robbery. After George Clooney turned down the role of Boomer in CWYPD, Rob reluctantly took the role to "expand his horizons". Rumors have it he did the whole take on crystal meth and black tar heroin.
Nick Vaccaro
Sex: Yes please
Hobbies: Masturbating to my self in the mirror
Interest: I like long walks on short beaches, picture pop up books, scratch and sniff, doing 1000 piece puzzles on cocaine binges, champagne and paper planes
Quote:
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard." = Mike Tyson
Marc Pozit
I’m 6'1 and a lot of fun. I’m really just 6 foot, but i said that because it wouldn’t rhyme. I have been enlightening people as a bartender for the past 14 years at various bars and restaurants in the northern Westchester region. Yes, I’m a bar/restaurant lifer...unless this movie kicks the crap out of the box office and MGM studios offers me a multi million dollar deal for the 3 minute role I have in "Caught with Your Pants Down", but no, I love the bar business. Its all i know and all i care to know. I love watching and playing basketball, football, and baseball, die hard Knicks, Steelers and Yankee fan. I’ve got two wonderful Labradors named Mak and Buster, they are my children and only children i seek to have. No, I don’t plan on getting married and no I don’t want a family. I love a good beer and a night out with the peeps. I attended Pleasantville High School and Pace University, got my degree in Managerial Marketing, and haven’t done a damn thing with it yet and I don’t plan on it either. I also moonlight as Life Insurance Agent for MassMutual, to help pay the bills. My favorite movies of all time are "Batman: The Dark Knight" and "Shawshank Redemption". My favorite Music of all time is "The Notorious BIG", "Dave Matthews Band" and "The Red Hot Chili Peppers". Oh and most importantly, last but not least, I love to take my pants off in public.
Phoebe Scott
Quote: "Monster's are real, ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." ----Stephen King
RJ McDonough
RJ. "The Mac Truck" McDonough was born in a little town called Aspen. He made his acting debut in Titanic as the guy who jumps off the back of the boat and hits the propeller. He can also be seen as The guy who gets hit by the train in the MTA Safety Video "DONT TOUCH THE 3RD RAIL!" He is past times include Bud Heavy and Steer Roping and is always down for a good ole fashion line dance. Favorite quote "You had me at blood and semen" Vince Vaughn Dodge Ball
Jesse Brugger
Jimmy Riley
“You’re breaking the second rule in a crisis situation, you moved too soon. If you are going to bluff be prepared to have your bluff called” Arnold
Now you are going to have to excuse me I must go check if my back teeth are floating.
The Fitzgerald Brothers, Dan & Mike
Dan and Mike Fitz are two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries.
J.P. Damboragian
The night was moist. I'd been asleep, surrounded by darkness. Who knows for how long? There was a dim light in the distance, faint, fuzzy. I crawled towards it. Alternating hands I pulled my way forward. My legs uselessly dragged behind me. I approached the light, an opening of some sort. It was closing fast. I knew there wasn't much time. I pressed on. The ground began to shake violently. I tried to hold my grip. The light was almost gone. The ground pushed against me. I was enveloped in a tight sleeve of pressure. The light vanished. I struggled in vain to break free but it was too late. All was lost. I hung suspended, awaiting my fate. Suddenly the pressure released. The vanished light re-appeared. It thrust open and I was spewed forward into the frigid air. Surrounded by masked beings, held in a bears grip, I squirmed. There was a woman crying tears of joy. A moustached man reached towards me as if I was his own. And so it began. That was 25 years ago.
Greg Fleming
The rumors of Gregs birth have traveled far and wide only to receive mixed results. The most believed myth of how he was brought to life goes like this:
June 1984, Gene Hackman was drinking Chivas on the rocks at a night club in Panama. Frustrated with not being in Superman 3 and waiting for an offer on Superman 4, he had to let his anger out. Gene followed a woman into the a secluded alley behind the bar. She went for a quiet cigarette. Gene offered a light. She accepted. Hackman reached in his pocket and pulled out, not a lighter nor book of matches, but brass knuckles. With one clean blow to he temple the woman was disoriented. Hackman raped her while Steve Guttenberg watched and pleasured himself…... 9 months later the bastard child Greg Fleming was born.
He has now emerged as the best and highest demanded Technical Assistant on movie sets across the nation.
