Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Year in review: The Tributes

We made our first tribute to Gil Hicks in Mallrats and kept the tradition going for quite some time. Our year in review, we look at all of the people that should feel priveledged to be on this site.


Gil Hicks in Mallrats
Dennis Franz for his role of Carmine Lorenzo in Die Hard 2
The Macho Man Randy Savage
Ron Jeremey
Brian Sondey, Concordia Clippers Mens Basketball Coach, and one hell of a kisser
Tackleberry - Police Academy
Mike Tyson
Randall Simon - hit a sausage costume mascot during a Pittsburgh Pirates game
Dock Ellis - Pitched a no hitter on acid
Randy Marsh
Joey Gladstone
Coach Wolf 'The Dentist" Stansson
Mascots....... all of 'em
John Leguizamo for his role in The Pest
The run by fruiting in Mrs. Doubtfire
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sammy Hagar
'The Quack' chant from Mighty Ducks
The bad guys - Bennett , Shredder, The Joker, Wolf Stansson, Huge Man-Boob guy from Bloodsport
James Miller (the fan man)
Randal Graves
The Woodland Chrismas Critters
Jim Breuer for his performance in Beer League
The "Hey Abbott!" quote from Robin Rood: Men in Tights
Weekend at Bernies... pretty much the entire experince
Nick Swisher
Steve Segal
Clerks the Animated Series


I think that's all of 'em. We will be closing the polls on Dec 31st at 11:59pm, eastern time. Check back January 1st to see who earns the first ever "Tribute of the Year" award. I can promise you that John Leguizamo will not win. Wolf Stansson is a strong favorite for being the only guy to win two awards.

Fails of 2011

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Xmas Movies

Early Post tribute alumni Brina Sondey of Concordia College made a Christmas wish that the Pollywiggle Post be brought back. Well buddy, merry fucking Christmas. Were back in full frontal force. And what better way to kick off our return that to throw out an old-school top 10. Here you go, the 10 Christmas movies that should be played on ABC family, or some other general channel, on Christmas day. Sorry boys & girls but I'll tell you right now that A Christmas Story did not make this list. Grow up.

10)Die Hard 2


9)The Santa Clause

8)A Muppet Christmas Carol



7)Home Alone 1

6)Ghostbusters 2 (New Years flick, but close enough)


5)Rocky 4

4)Southpark (Red Sleigh Down, Christmas in Canada, Woodland Critter Christmas)

3)Die Hard

2)Christmas Vacation

1)Home Alone 2