Dark Hemlet for President 2012 - Cleveland

After decades in hiding and preparing, Dark Helmet did indeed show up to last nights press conference in Cleveland. Dark helmet stated that his new slogan is yet to be coined, however will not be about the triumphant forces of evil, as that is not American. He has made a complete turn from evil to good.

A standing ovation was given after the press conference. A full transcript will be coming to the site as soon as Dillon Bracewell returns. Hemlet and King left with one clip playing on a projector in the background as they exited...

New Look

A little surprised by the Pollywiggle Posts new look? That's what happens when Helmet and The King run for pres. Hemlets first text to our top field reporter Dillon Bracewell was simply this, "I'm doing it. Former President Scroob taught me well and I think I'm finally ready to go it on my own. I'm doing it."

Powerful words from the man himself, Dark Helmet.

Election

In a recent press conference, The Burger King (below) revealed that he and Helmet will hold their first official 'Campaign Kickoff' party in Cleveland. According to King, the conference will simply be to verbally assure the public/media of the duos plan to take control of the Oval Office. A reporter asked, 'Why Cleveland?' King responded, "Why not?" The Pollywiggle Posts top man, Dillon Bracewell, has been assigned to follow this team and bring you up to the minute updates. His life depends on it. Rumor has it Dark Helmet is receiving campaign tips from former Spaceball President Scroob....

Photo courtesy Dillon Bracewell, Pollywiggle Post

President 2012

Wondering who's gonna take on Obama? Will they win? Will they smell what Barack is cookin'? With rumors afoot of possible candidates for the 2012 election stretching from the robust Sara Palin to Sex addict Donald Trump, the Pollywiggle Post has been selected to honor a future candidate and his running mate. Dick Pollywiggle, founder of the Pollywiggle Post, could not be more honored to be the home to future presidential candidate Dark Helmet and his running mate The Burger King!

Stay tuned as the first press conference results will be coming soon.

The Greatest American....... Ever!!!

Unhappily married since 1971. Didn't want kids, he ended up with 2. Miserable job as a womens shoe salesman. 4 touchdowns in one game of Polk High Football. Founder of NO MA'AM. Al Bundy may be a fictional character, but he stands for all that is right..... and against fat chicks.

ACM

For those who missed the County Music awards on Sunday night, here's a little recap:

Miranda Lambert (woof) won just about every award. Jason Aldean got the shaft, and Carrie Underwood looked phenomenal. Her performance (below) had a very special guest star. When the star came out on stage (1:44), I went from 6 to 12.

Tribute - Randy Marsh

Starting as a nobody in the background to being one of the greatest characters in SP. Randy Marsh flew out of the wood-works to become one of the most charismatic and sensational characters in South Park.