Dark Hemlet for President 2012 - Cleveland

After decades in hiding and preparing, Dark Helmet did indeed show up to last nights press conference in Cleveland. Dark helmet stated that his new slogan is yet to be coined, however will not be about the triumphant forces of evil, as that is not American. He has made a complete turn from evil to good.

A standing ovation was given after the press conference. A full transcript will be coming to the site as soon as Dillon Bracewell returns. Hemlet and King left with one clip playing on a projector in the background as they exited...