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Friday, April 15, 2011
Election
In a recent press conference, The Burger King (below) revealed that he and Helmet will hold their first official 'Campaign Kickoff' party in Cleveland. According to King, the conference will simply be to verbally assure the public/media of the duos plan to take control of the Oval Office. A reporter asked, 'Why Cleveland?' King responded, "Why not?" The Pollywiggle Posts top man, Dillon Bracewell, has been assigned to follow this team and bring you up to the minute updates. His life depends on it. Rumor has it Dark Helmet is receiving campaign tips from former Spaceball President Scroob....
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