Dark Helmet for President - Arizona press conference

Pollywiggle Post reporter Dillon Bracewell has just returned from Arizona with the latest on Dark Helmets presidential campaign...

Reporter:
Helmet, what do you think of the fine state of Arizona?

Helmet:
Beautiful scenery, ugly immigration problem.

Reporter:
What would your first step of action be to put a stop to the problem?

Helmet:
The  Burger King and I have spoken about this recently. He wants to have men standing at the border and bribe them back with a 3 for 1 burger deal. I don't see that happening anytime soon. The Jack in the Box mascot is being a real Liberal asshole about the whole thing. And don't get me started on Ronald McD... that pussy

Reporter:
We all know about Kings prior party attitude, as depicted in the picture below

Do you think this will have any effect on your election?

Helmet:
We're a team and I stand by the Burger King. You see, we've all had our prior 'run-ins' if you will. If you can recall there was a time when I tried to suck all the air out of an entire planet. Thank goodness mega-maid went from suck to blow. We can all change, and both the King and I have.... for the better.

Thanks to Dillon Bracewell for the update. Presidential Candidate Dark Helmet's next stop - Rhode Island. Stay tuned!